The Family That Haunts Together, Flaunts Together

“Mommy, what does flaunt mean?”
“It means to show off, dear. We show off our scary costumes. This year we are ghosts!”
“But it isn’t nice to brag. Remember, you said!”
“Okay then. ‘The family that haunts together, eats croissants together.’ How about that for our slogan?”
“Daddy, now Mommy is trying to brag. Make her stop! Besides, nobody in our neighborhood gives away croissants.”
But Daddy is never at a loss. “You’re right. Hey, I’ve got it. The family that spooks together, pukes together.”
Of course, this is an immediate hit. Except for one thing. After the child’s laughing fit is over, insatiable curiosity remains. “But why do we puke?”
“From eating all the yucky candy the neighbors are giving us instead of croissants, of course.”
Hey, this is supposed to be fun, right?
If childhood obesity were a person, and we bravely asked, “Hey, Childhood Obesity, what is your favorite holiday?,” it’s a pretty good bet that the answer would be, “What are you, crazy? Halloween, of course! No contest!” Because it is all about gobs of sugar in every conceivable shape and form, which (and this is not an inconsequential detail) comes for free.
Adjacent activities
Year after year, Halloween provides a raucous, colorful, and all-welcoming kickoff to the winter holiday season, beginning with supermarkets stocking their shelves with witch and ghost candy before the kids are even back in school. Okay, slight exaggeration. But not by much.
One thing that children can do in the midst of the current year’s activities is to make notes about cool stuff they see other people doing. This will involve such actions as writing down an idea so coherently that it will be understood after 11 months have passed, and storing the information in such a way that it will be easily findable when the time comes. Those are good, useful skills for anyone to develop.
Immediately after the holiday, organize a family trip to a store that wants to move a whole lot of scary merchandise for cheap. Be sure to make it clear, ahead of time, that candy is not on the menu. You are looking for bargain-priced costumes, masks, and items of decor that can be carefully packed up and labeled for next year. And keep an eye out for a fancy, high-quality pumpkin carving kit on sale that could transform next year’s holiday into a fabulous art festival.
Less candy, more fun
And don’t just mull over ideas about what the family could do for next year’s October-ending holiday. Think big! You and your kids could start laying the groundwork to be involved with plans for the school or the community center or the homeless shelter, and create more fun for everybody within miles.
Here is another pre-Halloween warm-up project: Recruit your child or children into composing a super-healthful menu for the evening meal, one that will fulfill so many of the body’s cravings for quality that it won’t even be interested in candy.
Okay, maybe that is too ambitious a goal. But try letting the young folks design the supper and prepare it, or at least help. They are more likely to actually eat something they chose and then cooked themselves, and the end result just might be less resistance to putting the candy away for doling out in an orderly fashion later.
Overall, what a lot of parents would like to do is minimize the caloric intake and maximize the fun. Yes, it’s too late this year to organize something like a costume parade at a retirement community, but make a note for next year, maybe on September’s last day, to get busy arranging some Halloween activities that don’t involve eating — and then, when the time comes, just be sure to follow through!
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